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Last night I grabbed this loser, Smitty whatshisface. It was almost too easy but now Dante has his new body now. As much fun as it was last night with Crim and whatever his name was today was the complete and total opposite. Dante wanted to switch bodies with the secretary that owned the purse he stole earlier. So I pulled out my gauntlet as Crim watched Dante do his body switching thing. I really wonder what this thing does and how it works. Suddenly I hear Dante freaking out, well not Dante I guess but the chick he switched with. I tried to calm her down but that didn’t work and she ran for it. Crim tried to stop her and so did Tome Keeper. Unfortunately for all of us that didn’t work and to top things off Crim is now paranoid and shooting at her now. Great now the entire building thinks something is wrong. So we finally bring her into the kitchen, now Indian chick tries to calm her down and it still doesn’t work so Crim hits her over the head. Normally I would yell at him for doing this but I was basically thinking ‘thank god, she shut up’. Tome Keeper tries to patch her up and then all of a sudden I hear banging at the door and the words SWAT come to mind. We are so fucked at this point, I suggest that me and Indian chick distract them by getting naked and making out, I don’t mind doing something like that, it is basically kinda like my job. But then Crim comes up with an amazing plan and turns us all invisible. You know he is kinda crazy and all ‘I’m gonna shoot you and kill you’ but I guess he isn’t a complete idiot.

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